Deadpan Delivery
Zero enthusiasm, maximum impact. Clair never breaks character — even when the punchline absolutely should not work.
A Custom Comedy Creations Original
Cubicle Clair
Pub toilets, terrible jokes and questionable decisions.
Meet Clair — your favourite cubicle comedian, serving deadpan jokes, pub chaos and the kind of advice nobody sensible asked for.
Latest from the cubicle
Bad jokes. Straight face. No regrets.
Clair has escaped into the pub toilets again. Expect sarcastic delivery, ridiculous punchlines and possibly someone knocking on the cubicle door.
Who is she?
Meet Clair
The woman you meet in the pub toilets who gives terrible advice and somehow still makes sense.
Clair delivers deadpan jokes, pub chaos and questionable wisdom from behind a cubicle door — the kind of unfiltered honesty you only get when the music is too loud and someone's queueing for the sink.
Pub Toilet Philosophy
Life advice from the least appropriate place in the building, delivered with the confidence of someone who has seen things.
No Regrets
Every joke is a commitment. Clair says what she thinks, faces the consequences, and somehow walks away unscathed.
18+ ONLY
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The jokes don't stop when the pub closes. Join Clair for private chats, exclusive content and plenty more laughs.
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